NINNNNNNJJJAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
HYAH! KARATE CHOP! Rex is a normal extremely handsome social reject until one day a smokin' hot babe is STOLEN right in front of his eyes by the evil ninja death cult called the NINJA CLUBHOUSE. THROWING STAR TO NADS! Now he's on a quest to get her back so then she falls in love with him. Girls get horny when danger's involved.
He must learn to channel his ying-yangey Jobitsu ninja powers from Haskel, a grandmaster ninja recluse in the backwoods of Indiana. PACHANG! He has an ULTIMATE NINJA GARDEN and can do NINJA SUPER MOVES.
Join Rex, his friend Kano, a badass chick called Jojo, and a bunch of other weirdos as they fight the NINJA CLUBHOUSE's evil leader BIG TWITTY.
